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Ben Quayle’s Lost Blog Post?

In 2010 Midterm Elections, Politics on August 16, 2010 at 3:41 pm

The Donkey Edge has unearthed an archived post from an unnamed racy web site based in Arizona by one Brock Landers, which may or may not be the pseudonym for Ben Quayle, current Republican candidate for Congress in AZ-3.

We leave it to our readers to decide.

I was flipping through the channels the other day and had to salute when the “Foxiest” lady appeared on my 60-inch. I normally go for the fiery redheads, but who could resist such a bad kitty? Raaahhhrrr!

And if blondes have more fun, then this fanboy wanted her to preach my family values. Just scope out some snaps I dug up of this hot potatoe.

But then she opened her mouth, and I could immediately tell we were on the same brainwaves. We both think the socialist/communist/fascist/illegitimate Obama is the worst president in history. Rasmussen says so: it must be true. Put your eyeballs on a recent video of her in action (warning: NSFW).

I could tell immediately that she worked just as hard as Obama does. And I dig her circular logic. Oh, Megyn, you torture me more than Dick Cheney on a CIA rendition. We go together like Lindsay Lohan and booze. I’d vote us best-looking couple in the universe, if I knew how.

I mean, there should be laws against the two of us dating we’re so hot. If we ever hooked up, it would be like combining matter and anti-matter, creating a devastating explosion that would obliterate the world – like the new health care reform act.

But let’s throw intelligence to the wind. Forget knocking boots: we could just knock the hell out of Washington together. Take some of the Social Security money and run off to the casinos on Wall Street. Take my children nieces out to a Tea Party. Chase some Mexicans back across the border.

Book me like your guest, you right-wing vixen. I’m your puppet.

  1. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Howie Klein, Donkey on the Edge. Donkey on the Edge said: We've unearthed an archived post from an AZ adult-themed site. Could it be Ben Quayle…err, Brock Landers? You decide. […]

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